Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.