Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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