This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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