hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I intend to get homeless drunk
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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