windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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