had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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