someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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