So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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