Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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