holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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