that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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