Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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