Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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