I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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