If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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