Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My breasts were aching with rage.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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