You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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