Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
