Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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