This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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