I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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