I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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