i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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