This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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