Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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