My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
