i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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