i jhust puked up my retainher.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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