uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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