I showed him my bush... on skype.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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