Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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