Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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