Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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