I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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