i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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