butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
two words: eviction party
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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