No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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