I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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