Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
