I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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