Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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