I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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