okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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