JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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