This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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