I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
How's work?
Spinning.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
not ubering you a puppy
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
