so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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