belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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