About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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