return my video game
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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