I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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