That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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