32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
