I look better un-naked...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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