Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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